Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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