I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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