I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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