And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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