Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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