The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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