ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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