I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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