some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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