Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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