You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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