do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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