omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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