When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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