i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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