im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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