i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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