Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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