That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I have post one night stand depression
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