it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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