I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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