is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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