I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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