Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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