god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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