This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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