so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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