too bad you live with your parents still
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
