We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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