You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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