"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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