their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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