She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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