she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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