is your mom at the bar?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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