I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
