yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
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