I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How did I end up in the pool?!
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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