I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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