Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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