Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
