I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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