She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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