i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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