Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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