I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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