i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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