We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you never un-have a 4some
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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