Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
birth control should be required to get into college
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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