in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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