So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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