Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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