Christians are straight up FREAKS
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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