How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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