Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
