literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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